Listen To disphor
Be warned, this will be offensive to some people - so now is your time to leave.
Really. Just turn it off and walk away. Just, walk away.
Disphor is short for Distracted Euphoria, the feeling you get from listening to my stream of unconsciousness. Most of the time it’s just me talking through my struggle with existence and things like: solipsism (my favorite ism), George Washington’s farewell address, the Invisible Pink Unicorn, marijuana, heterophobia, guns, God, government, the big bad penis, the wisdom of Mark Twain, Myley Cyrus' vagina, gender issues, naked people, dead people, suicide, infinity, other people's shoes, thinking, science, and a bunch of other stuff.