While browsing ads on my local Craigslist recently, I came across the following:
"Looking for an amateur female or female to take adult style photographs of me (I'm male) I can provide the digital SLR camera also if needed. I do not have a location to shoot, but would be up for shooting at whatever location is comfortable. Contact me if you are interested or have any questions, thanks."
I found so many things interesting about this ad, I had to blog about it. Let me break it down.
"Looking for an amateur female or female" - I'm not exactly sure of the difference between a female and an amateur female, but I think a female is born with a vagina and an amateur female still has a penis but looks like a mighty fine woman (can someone say Bailey Jay? Google or Bing the name, you know you want to.)
"to take adult style photographs of me (I'm male)" - Everyone who reads this thinks of one thing and one thing only. Penis. Look at my penis. I'll be naked and I have a penis. Did I say penis?
"I can provide the digital SLR camera also if needed" - This just means he is packing more equipment than just his penis.
"I do not have a location to shoot, but would be up for shooting at whatever location is comfortable." - I'm married and want to meet you at your place or some hotel room. Your place is better as you may have a cute roommate and after I'm naked and you see my big bad penis we could have a threesome. Then I'll "hide" the pictures on my hard drive and accidentily post to Facebook and twitter.
I know some of you are thinking that I placed the ad. Guess you'll have to answer it to find out!
That's they way I see it, sorry you had to read it.