M.J., I'm Here to Help

Because the Neverland Ranch will bring so many bad memories to M.J., I decided to help him out. I plan on buying the ranch from him, but I am going to change a few of the rules.

Rule 1: Only girls age 18 – 24 are allowed
Rule 2: Everyone gets the 'J' juice
Rule 3: Only girls age 18 – 24 are allowed
Rule 4: I WILL sleep with each and every one of them
Rule 5: Did I mention the girls are over 18?